Friday, March 5, 2010

But there's no J...

This was found in Wyoming, apparently near Yellowstone. (That's what the website I found it on said.)



These really, really should exist in more places.

(Thanks to OddlySpecific.com)

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Procrastinators, UNITE! ...tomorrow.

There really should be meetings where procrastinators can meet, talk about what they've procrastinated doing lately, and plan to procrastinate even more. The only problem is, nobody would show up.

There also could be a Procrastinators Anonymous, to help people stop procrastinating, but still, nobody would show up. (So the only way you could help them stop is to ambush them or something...)

So... this is pretty much a dead end. Sorry, procrastinators, you procrastinated and you don't get special meetings.

Next time we'll work with dyslexics. Dislexics, grid up your lions and UNTIE!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

What's in a name?

I remember when I was in geometry last year, one of the teachers was teaching (shocker), and she said that if she had another boy, she'd name it Apothem. I'm guessing if she had twins, she'd probably name the other one Asymptote.

Poor kids.